Overheard in a Parking Ramp

The boy: Why can't we park there?

Me: Because that is a spot for handicapped people.

The boy: What's that?

Me: That's people who have trouble getting around, and need a closer spot to the door because they can't walk as easily as us.

< pause >

The boy: Well, we should park there, because sister is a baby and she can't walk yet.