Correction

My wife has requested that I post a correction in regard to a recent post where I mentioned our pending vacation:

It would not be a good time to break into our house. We have dogs. Big, mean, rabid St. Bernards. They take basketball-sized chunks of flesh from the bodies of anyone who tries to enter our home uninvited. Furthermore the captain of our neighborhood watch is an ex-Marine Sniper with 137 confirmed kills. And last but not least we have rigged every valuable in the house with tripwires, which will send poison darts shooting out of the walls just moments before a giant ball rolls down from the attic on a ramp and blocks the entrance, thus sealing you in until you either starve to death or wander into the tiger pit.

So as you can see it would not be a wise idea to break into our house. Don't try it, don't even think of it.

I'm glad that's cleared up.